Wednesday, July 30, 2008

off the mop

blaaake is depressed in jail! omg! what has he done to display his angst? has he cut himself/overdosed/written suicide notes!?

no, my friends, it's even worse!

HE'S OFF THE MOP!

a source at London’s Pentonville Prison said:

“Blake is on the verge of a nervous breakdown...He has stopped his mopping job, which may sound funny, but it gave him something to do. Instead he mopes around his cell."

yes, source at London's Pentonville Prison, it DOES sound funny. ceasing to mop endless jailhouse floors does not indicate a nervous breakdown. blaaake probably has a new penpal to write dirty letters to or has reached the climax of a michael crichton novel.

MOPING BLAKE IS OFF MOP DUTY

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