rehab redux

this is starting to get old. in order to avoid being arrested for punching some dancer at the end of summer ball, wino has headed to yet another stint in rehab, this time in the harley street clinic. as usual, mitch has opened his big mouth to tell us all that his daughter is suffering from a "chest infection". more details to follow, i am sure!


WINO ESCAPES ARREST BY GOING TO REHAB

i can't help you, if you won't...help yourself...

last night, our heroine arrived 2 hours late to her DJ set at the monarch pub looking like a dog's breakfast. she left the club at 3 30 am, wobbling and stumbling into the street until friends urged her into a cab. a source reports:

"The pub was packed at first, until people started to get restless. Many decided to leave before Amy arrived, which left the pub looking quite empty...She didn't greet the crowd when she finally appeared. After playing two songs, she mumbled into the mic, 'thanks for coming down, much obliged'"

i've found a plethora of frightening pics from wino's night out. jesus god man, she looks terrible. thanks to dlisted and the sun for the shots.


RAVAGED WINO

wino ditches ronson for remi

amy is going back to basics by working along side salaam remi, her first producer on "frank", on her new album.

her spokesman said:

"There has been some music written, recorded and done but details aren't forthcoming as yet...The diary is clear to really nail down the album for the forseeable future and to allow some relaxing recovery time. Amy always wants to perform and over the summer they booked all these one off dates to keep the pressure off. Then there's the release of Blake before Xmas and we'll see what happens then."

salaam better keep wino working cause once blaaake gets out, the whole shit house will go up in flames!

NO MORE RONSON

i told you i was trouble...

isn't she precious? wino is up to her old tricks again. last night, she punched fans who stupidly try to touch her or take cell phone pics, attempted to escape from her own entourage and bought strange, random items from convenience stores.

amy was attending a fundraiser for the hawley arms pub, a favourite haunt of hers that was damaged in the camden fire earlier this year. she dressed up for the occasion, smearing herself with fake tanner and donning her classic ballet pumps.

i feel a bit sorry for the fan who reached out to touch her arm and ask how she was (see the video here), but at this same time, she should know better! if i were anywhere near wino i would take 5 steps back and adopt a fencing stance.

seriouly though, our heroine needs to get off the booze and hard drugs and start smoking weed again. at least she'd be less crabby and might eat something once in awhile. sheesh.

CAMDEN'S WILD CHILD

ON THE ATTACK

what kind of fuckery is this?

hi all...welcome to winehousewatch. once upon a time, i started a blog with the intentions bringing down michael buble. sadly, contrary to my predictions of a world wide revolution against bad covers of "save the last dance for me", buble remains alive and well, continuing to sing stolen arrangements to stadiums full of cougars. my only comfort in buble's longevity is that emily blunt dumped his arrogant wedding singer butt. anyway, i became weary of blogging without a cause. i have now come to accept a world where buble exists. i'm getting soft in my old age.

fast forward to today. whilst searching for a blog that deals solely in the sordid adventures of the one and only amy winehouse and finding nothing to fulfill me, i thought to myself, "ha! why don't i start a winehouse blog? wino is way more fun than buble...at least i like her music and get a kick out of her daily shenanigans."

so here it is, people. all the links you need to get your weekly, daily or hourly winehouse fix, depending how insane she is and how busy i am.

seeing as today is a sunday and amy rarely misses a saturday night out, we begin with a classic. courtesy of the Daily Mail, marvel as our heroine punches grates and runs through London:

AMY GOES OUT ON A LASH